毎(まい)度(ど)あり

「アイス買(か)ったんだけど、食(た)べたい？」「何(なに)アイス？」「えっとねぇ、ココナッツ・チョコかラムレーズン」「じゃぁ、俺(おれ)、ココナッツ・チョコで」「毎(まい)度(ど)あり、250円(えん)ね」「は？」「冗(じょう)談(だん)よ。どうぞ」

• "I bought some ice cream, do you want some?" "What kind?" "Uh, either chocolate coconut or rum raisin." "OK, I'll have the chocolate coconut." "Thank you for your purchase. That'll be 250 yen." "What?" "Just kidding. Here."